My band lyrics
by D12



I don't know, dude
I think everyone's all jealous and shit
'Cause I'm like the lead singer of a band, dude
And I think everyone's got a fuckin' problem with me, dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show

Because

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup, ladies, my name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer in D12, baby"

They're all like "Oh, my god it's him"
"Becky, oh, my fuckin' god, it's Eminem"
"I swear to fuckin' god, dude, you fuckin' rock"
"Please, Marshall, please let me suck your cock"

And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage

So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude, I just think you're tryna steal the light from me

Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

My band, my band, my band, my band
My band, my band, my band, my band
My band

My band, my band

You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
Hey dad how come we don't rap on Protools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus

You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
And no I'm Swift (Oh, I thought you was Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
'Cause my shit is lookin' smaller than a decimal

See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin' jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

Look at Em, little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah, I know man find himself takin' on a flick
Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
(No, I had an interview, not you two)

You gonna be late for soundcheck (Man, I ain't goin' to soundcheck)
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin'
Hey, yo, Em (You got somethin' to say?), man, no

I thought you bout to tell him off, man, what's up?
Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement parks
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts

Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear (Hey, dude, I love your band!)
We ain't a band, bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent?

And these guys they can find every area code
(Proof carry my bag) Bitch, carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

Goddammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
'Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack

Lose Yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions

Like who's D12, how we get started?
(What about Eminem?) Bitch, are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute (Hey, sexy!)

50 Told me to do situps to get buff
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me?
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name

These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall)
'Cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man (Yeah)
All because I'm the lead singer of my band (Hahaha!)

My band, my band, my band, my band
My band, my band, my band, my band
My band

The hottest boy band in the world
D12!

I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girl's wan to dance


Corrected by Mark Coutinho.
 

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