A party? Cool. That sounds awesome. I can drive. What time did you want to get there? We can go to some clubs beforehand.
I'm not Monte. My name is Chris.
I'm really a lot of fun but sometimes I wish I had been born a transexual goat. What are you guys doing tonight?
What's your name at least? I can find out where you live if you just give me your name. Jack something I think you said?
Yes, this is Mango himself. Listen I'm terribly busy and don't have time for a phone interview right now.
You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours and I'm running out of bottles for my urine. Later guys!
I'm officially middle-aged. I don't need drugs anymore, thank God. I can get the same effect just by standing up real fast.
Two shows Chris enjoys watching are America's Next Top Model and Extras.
Two countires Chris hasn't been to but would like to are France and Thailand.
If Chris could have two all expense paid things for a year they would be the soft drink 7-Up and the candy Pop Rocks.
Chris stands at 5 Feet 8 Inches or 1.73 millimeters tall.
Chris's favourite video game is Mrs. Pac-Man.
Chris doesn't have any phobias.
Chris's favorite scary movies are either The Exorcist or From Justin to Kelly.
Chris considers himself a tidy person.
Chris's favorite season is the fall.
Chris is left-handed.
Chris was considered the Class Clown in school.
Chris Kattan's nickname is CJ.
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