Believe me, I'm Riverdancing around the living room to my heart's content.
But I don't think I was ever destined to be a big star.
I missed the boat when I was doing Late Night.
I think the whole idea of me was that I wasn't going to be but that I wanted to be, desperately.
I'm not a competitive person.
Most people now know me from chips.
Somehow, by just continually pestering the general public by appearing on television, they accepted me and wanted more.
That's what keeps me up at three in the morning: Who's looking at reviews of Cabin Boy right now?
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