Do unto others, then run.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Reserve salute called The Benny Hill Salute was his trademark.
Born on the same day as Telly Savalas.
Started Benny Hill in 1962.
Benny hosted The Crazy World Of Benny Hill.
Benny played The Toymaker in the film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Benny starred in the 60`s film The Italian Job.
In 1981, Benny was nominated for the Emmy for Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Program for: The Benny Hill Show (1969).
In 1972, Benny won the BAFTA TV Award for Best Script for: The Benny Hill Show (1969).
Benny served with the Army during World War II.
Benny was born on the same day that V.I. Lenin died.
Benny's father and uncle were circus clowns, performing in the circus until they both left for military service during WWI.
After complaints that his television comedy sketches were too sexual, Benny began casting children to appear on his shows. But instead of hiring professional child actors, he hired the children of the television crew, stating that their laughing to his sight gags were genuine.
At the time of Benny's death, a large box was found in his apartment. The many awards and honors he had earned throughout his career had been placed in the box as if they were unimportant to him.
Benny was one of only a handful of TV comedians (the others being Milton Berle and Jackie Gleason) who had control over the circumstances of production of their respective TV shows.
Benny was 5' 10?" (1.79 m) tall.
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