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Do unto others, then run.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.... (more Benny Hill quotes)
Reserve salute called The Benny Hill Salute was his trademark.
Born on the same day as Telly Savalas.
Started Benny Hill in 1962.
Benny hosted The Crazy World Of Benny Hill.
Benny played The Toymaker in the film Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.... (more Benny Hill trivia)
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The Ultimate Collection Find out more about 23 songs from this album |