By 1973, John Kerry had already accused American soldiers of committing war crimes in Vietnam, thrown someone else's medals to the ground in an anti-war demonstration, and married his first heiress.
Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they're against it.
Democrats couldn't care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror.
I know Jesus Christ died for my sins, and that's all I really need to know.
I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.
I'm not going to be lectured to.
I've decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.
If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.
If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?
Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.
Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.
Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.
My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.
Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words "abortion" or "tax hikes" pass their lips.
The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.
The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control.
The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount.
They've hit us and we've got to hit back hard, and I'm not just talking about the terrorists.
Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.
We don't want someone who will get 98 percent of the vote. We want someone who will get 51 percent of the vote.
We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.
We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.
When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.
Whenever a liberal begins a statement with 'I don't know which is more frightening,' you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.
Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.
While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.
On a skit promoting Fox's new half hour comedy show, Ann appeared as the new Vice-President. Rush Limbaugh played the President.
Hardball host Chris Matthews once asked Ann if she had a soul when she appeared on his show.
Proving perhaps that conservatives enjoy attacking each other more than doing battle with liberals, extreme right wing talk show host Michael Savage recently referred to Ann as the "Paris Hilton of Conservatism."
Ann recently tore Matt Lauer a new one during a June 6, 2006 appearance on The Today Show.
Once while being interviewed on MSNBC Ann told her interviewer that he needed to go back to journalism school in response to what she considered a stupid question.
While making a speech at Arizona State University, a heckler threw a pie at Ann. He missed. Ann later said that the guy threw like a girl.
Ann enjoys wearing short skirts.
Ann is a fan of the rock group Grateful Dead.
Ann was a recipient of the Order of the Coif, an award given to law students who finish in the top 10% of their class.
During her law school days, Ann reportedly wore fur to class quite frequently in order to tick off several liberal classmates who were members of the extremist group PETA.
Ann has two older brothers.
Ann was once a law clerk for Judge Pasco Bowman of the United States Court of Appeals for the 8th Circuit.
Ann's first job on TV was as an occasional commentator on MSNBC. She was later fired from the network for making too many controversial statements.
Ann worked for four years as a corporate attorney in New York City.
On June 25, 2003, Ann was a guest co-host on The View.
Ann was editor of the Michigan Law Review during her law school days.
Has five books: Treason: Liberal Treachery From the Cold War to the War on Terrorism, Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right, High Crimes and Misdemeanors:The Case Against Bill Clinton, How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must) and Godless: The Church of Liberalism.
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