Tumbleweed lyrics
by Afroman



Wait a minute manAy check this out manIt was this blind man, right?Man check thisIt was this blind man, right?He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?Ay, he walked past this fish marketYou know what I'm sayin'?He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said( sniffes ) Woo, good morning ladiesYou like that shit man?Ay, I got a gang of that shit, manI tell you whatMy man on the guitarAy, fool on the drumsEverybody just crowd 'round the micI tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got manSo first I'm gonna start it off like thisHelp me sing it home boy, come onSaid colt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that's all we needWe can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweedAs the marijuana burnWe can take our turnSingin' them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chongsell tapes from here to Hong KongSo roll, roll, roll my jointPick out the seeds and stemsFeelin' high as hell flyin' through PalmsdaleSkatin on jaggy rimsSo roll, roll the 83Cadilac coupe devilIf my tapes and my cd's just don't sellI bet my Caddy willWell it was just sundown in a small white townThey call it eastside PalmdaleWhen the Afro Man walked through the white landHouses went up for saleWell I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD'swhen I met a little girl named JanI let her ride in my Caddy'cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Kluck klanWe fucked on the bedFucked on the flo'Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afroThen I fucked to the leftFucked to the rightShe sucked my dick 'til the shit turned whiteI thought to myselfSheeba sheeba got my ass lookin' like a zebraI put on my clothes and I was on my wayUntil her daddy pulled up in a ChevroletSo I ran, I jumped out the back windowBut her daddy, he was waitin with a two-by-fo'Oh, he beat me to the leftHe beat me to the rightThe motherfucker whooped my ass all nightBut I ain't mad at her prejudice dadThat's the best damn pussy I ever hadGot a bad of weed and a bottle o' wineI'm a f*** that b***h just one more timeColt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that's all we needWe can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweedAnd as the marijuana burnWe can take our turnSingin' them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like Cheech and ChongIt still takes from here to Hong KongSo roll, roll, roll my jointPick out the seeds and stemsFeelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm DellSkatin on datin rimsSo roll, roll the 83Cadallac Coupe CavilleIf my tapes and my cd's just don't sellI bet my Cavy willI met this lady in HollywoodShe had green hair but damn she looked goodI took her to my house'cause she was fineBut she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mineI met this lady from JapanNever made love with an AfricanI fucked her onceI fucked her twiceI ate that pussy like shrimp fried riceDon't be amazed at the stories I tell yaI met a woman in the heart of AustraliaHad a big butt and big titties, tooSo I hopped in her ass like a kangarooSee I met this woman from HawaiiStuck it in her ass and she said I ELips was breakfastPussy was lunchThen her titties busted open with Hawaiin punchMet Colonel Sanders wife in the state of KentuckyShe said I'll fry some chicken if you just bump meI came in her mouthIt was a crisisI gave her my secret blend of herbs and spicesColt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that's all we needWe can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweedAnd as the marijuana burnWe can take our turnSingin' them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like Cheech and ChongIt still takes from here to Hong KongI met Dolly Parton in TennesseeHer titties were filled with hennessyThat country music really drove me crazyBut I rode that ass and said "Yes, Miss Daisy"Met this lady in OklahomaPut that pussy in a comaMet this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I f*** that b***h againMet a real black girl down in South CarolinaFucked her 'til she turned into a white albinaFucked this hooker in IowaI fucked her on credit, so I owe herFucked this girl down in GeorgiaCame in her mouth now I thought I told yaMet this beautiful sexy hoShe just ran 'cross the border of MexicoFine young thang said her name's MariaI wrapped her up just like a hot tortillaI wanna get married but I can't afford itI know I'm a cry when she get deportedColt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that's all we needWe can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweedAs the marijuana burnWe can take our turnSingin' them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like Cheech and ChongIt still takes from here to Hong KongHave you ever went ova' a girl's house to f***But the pussy just ain't no good? (say what)I mean you gettin' upset 'cause you can't get her wetPlus you in the wrong neighborhoodSo you try to play it off and eat the pussyBut it take her so long to cumThen a dude walk inThat's her big boyfriendAnd he asks you where you from (where you from homey?)So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (I don't bang)You start talkin' real fast (I don't bang)But he already mad 'cause you fuckin' his womanSo he start beatin' on yo' assNow ya clothes all muddyYa nose all bloodyYour dick was hard but now it's all (what)You thought you had a girl to rock your worldNow you still gotta go jack offSaid colt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that's all we needWe can go to the park...